Gossip this morning

I heard this morning, that…

The price of unga, is about to go up
I heard this morning, that the price of unga, is coming down
I heard this morning, that the government,
it has banned, unga
Perhaps, the speaker meant, burnt
Either way, our bellies, they burn
Some, of hunger
Others, belly full.

I heard mid-morning, that, oil, is scarce
Or, for cars, the speaker, he mumbled about.

I heard mid-morning, that, he has passed us
Or, the pastor, is us
The messiah, he plays games.

I heard in the afternoon, the government, is broke
The weather, out of order
The war, just
In my afternoon, there was no peace.

In the evening, I held counsel
My ears, blocked with wax
My eyes, blinded in tears
My tongues, stilled in fury
These things, they are not for me
Screams of - baby Isak
Shrieks of - Fatuma
Howls of – Abdi
Bombs, play toys
Up above, silver streaks
The rain, violent
For a Utopia, the soldier man.

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